so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay
that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW”…
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Me (excitedly): “We’re taking 2 cars, who is riding with me?”
5yo: “I’m not.”
3yo: “I’m riding with Mommy, you’re riding by yourself.”
Nothing spookier than sitting alone in your house and hearing toys speaking in the next room.
If I go missing, Lightning McQueen did it.
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"